Golden Globes Breast Dressed

Holy Mother of Globes!

What was the most popular color of the 2017 Golden Globes? 
Boob. The color of Boob.
Remember when JLo caused a stir with her deep plunging chiffon number? Well, that was child's play compared to last night's Red Carpet looks. 
A surprising number of starlets got the memo and followed along...even sweet little Mandy Moore!
Let's take a look at some of the best.

Mandy Moore in Naeem Khan. Mandy managed to look sexy and sweet at the same time.

Mandy Moore in Naeem Khan. Mandy managed to look sexy and sweet at the same time.

Even though I wanted to grab Kristen's bodice by both sides and pull them together, I loved this dress so much, and she looked adorable.

Kristen Bell in Jenny Packham. 

Kristen Bell in Jenny Packham. 

Ditto for Jessica.

Jessica Biel in Elie Saab.

Jessica Biel in Elie Saab.

In a sea of black and shiny neutrals, this stood out. I just kept feeling nervous that those shoulder straps were going to slip off while she was presenting.

Jessica Chastain in Prada. I loved this color and cut, the bodice just looked a bit precariously perched.

Jessica Chastain in Prada. I loved this color and cut, the bodice just looked a bit precariously perched.

It's hard not to love Emma Stone, and she managed to make a jewel-encrusted, plunge necked, backless gown look demure. 

Emma Stone in Valentino. Emma looked lovely in this.

Emma Stone in Valentino. Emma looked lovely in this.

And Keri Russell! She rocked this dress, and it was a LOT of dress. 

Keri Russell in J. Mendel

Keri Russell in J. Mendel

Michelle Williams was my favorite look of the night. The hair, makeup, the little black choker...she was the perfect whisper in the room. 

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton

Reese has rarely looked better. She shined in canary yellow. 

Reese Witherspoon in Versace

Reese Witherspoon in Versace

Tom Ford. A man of a million talents...why wouldn't a fashion designer be nominated for a Best Director Golden Globe?
Loved the clean, strong lines on Amy.

Amy Adams in Tom Ford

Amy Adams in Tom Ford

One of the most daring looks due to the lack of skin, shine, and embelishment.

Evan Rachel Wood in Altuzzara custom

Evan Rachel Wood in Altuzzara custom

How perfectly cool was Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things?

Millie Bobby Brown in Jenny Packham

Millie Bobby Brown in Jenny Packham

I don't think I like this dress at all, but I loved The Crown so much, and after binge watching and staring at Claire's face for hours on end, I can't help but be mesmerized. To be fair, it appear better on film as she was walking to accept her award. 

Claire Foye in Erdem

Claire Foye in Erdem

Same story for Tracee...I was really happy for her because I love her in Blackish (although not appreciating all the in-show adver-shilling for Microsoft and Buick. Like we're stupid.) Do we love the dress? I think almost....maybe if it was floor length? Or is it the horizontal corset-ry across the lady parts that throws it off? Because if I look at the hips up, I am in love. 

Tracee Ellis Ross in a Zuhair Murad Couture dress

Tracee Ellis Ross in a Zuhair Murad Couture dress

The length might be what throws off Kerry Washington's dress for me, too. Close up on camera this was an amazing work of art. This photo does not do it justice.

Kerry Washington in Dolce & Gabbana

Kerry Washington in Dolce & Gabbana

The Pinks:

I gotta say, I would have rather seen wide open boobies than this mess on Felicity. The skirt is really pretty...never been a fan of the trompe l'oeil thing. 

Felicity Jones in Gucci

Felicity Jones in Gucci

This was done right.

Lily Collins in Zuhair Murad

Lily Collins in Zuhair Murad

That's a whole lotta pink + a whole lotta ruffle on Zoe. 

Zoe Saldana in Gucci

Zoe Saldana in Gucci

I did not get this at all. I don't know if those are pockets or finger warmers. 

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace

I'm sorry to say this is the second time recently that SJP has been among my picks for least favorite looks. It's not terrible, it just isn't fun.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Vera Wang

Sarah Jessica Parker in Vera Wang

I think this has to be my least favorite dress of the evening...

Emily Ratajkowski in Reem Acra

Emily Ratajkowski in Reem Acra

Except there was this. 

Sophie Turner

Sophie Turner

Overall, I was surprised to see SO many neutrals, shiny metallics, ivory, and black. I thought there would be a ton of color, but the bursts of color were very sporadic. 
Of course the most memorable part of the evening besides the breast parade, was Meryl Streep's Lifetime Achievement acceptance speech. 

If you have a favorite (or not so favorite) I would love to hear!

2015 Emmy Red Carpet Recap!

Such fun, diverse red carpet looks this year! 

As for favorites...I know it wasn't everyone's cup of tea, and some would say it looked like a tea cup, but I absolutely LOVED Regina King's dress. Some critics blasted the stiffness of the skirt, but I thought it was a major part of the charm and this was a serious dress that came to win. 

That beading was INSANE.

Designer's image featured on Tom and Lorenzo

Designer's image featured on Tom and Lorenzo

How can anyone not love that??

One of my other favorites was a total surprise...Sarah Hyland in this stunningly simple burgundy Zac Posen gown. She looks majorly all grown up, and her hair was super cute. As Zac would say, 'Brava'.

 

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Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs killed it. Love the silver metal mesh, love the shoulder detail, the thigh slit is perfectly done. She must have been a hella sweaty mess but man, does she look cool.

It gives me comfort that even beautiful Hollywood starlets have feet that are too wide for their nudist heels.

This was the best Claire Danes has ever looked. This purple & pink sequined, chain strapped Prada dress was quite a risk for her, and her hair and makeup were perfect. 

Adam Samberg's wife, Joanna Newsom in DelPozo, really stood out as completely original. If Cate Blanchett had worn this, she wold have been deemed Best Dressed.

LOVED Naomi Watts in this Dior embellished tea length gown. 

Usually not my favorite type of look, this Marchesa gown on Julianne Hough was quite stunning.

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And Holy Cha-moly...Laverne Cox in this Calvin Klein column...it's hard to say this was understated or simple because she just rocks it so much. The color of this gown is perfect; hair and makeup, perfect; cutouts in proportion to the dress, perfect; and the detail of the bright yellow nail polish...perfect. 

This was super fresh and I loved the colors ~ Ellie Kemper in Naeem Khan. She is adorable. Everyone has told me I must watch The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and it is high on my list.

Serious props to Lady GaGa, I also thought this was her best ever. Loved the simplicity touched with a sweep of dramatic sculptural detail. Gown by Brandon Maxwell.

Let's talk about modest fashion for a sec. 

Look at Jimmy Kimmel's wife!  She is perfection.

And maybe Jaimie Alexander was tired of showing it all so she covered it all up. I think that is a brave choice for a starlet, and she looks terrific.

WHO is Emily Robinson? I don't know, but she is adorable in this dress!!

Lena Headey in a Zuhair Murad beaded burgundy gown...I just love her. Not only is she 41 years old, she just had a baby in July. JULY.
Footnote, I recently met a woman at a fashion show whose real real name is Cersei. Fer Reals. And she was super cute. 

Speaking of Game Of Thrones, let's run through them all right now. Gwendoline Christie...WOW! Who knew? Quite impressive, I loved this Giles Deacon gown, the color worked, the hair, the makeup, it was all lovely. 

Maisie Williams aka Arya Stark in a very modern Ermanno Scervino. Quilted dress. I think she looks great, love her hair...the shoes were fun...but even though I'm a fan of this dress length, I wish she would have had it shortened a bit. Quite a bit.

Carise Van Houten who plays Milasandre...I couldn't decide on this one. She looks unhappy, maybe the gown arrived late and they didn't have time to steam it, hence the creased fold lines across the skirt. I was just glad she didn't wear red.

And...well...Sophie Turner...I didn't love this. 

This photo is deceivingly fun. Jill Soloway and her polka dot pantsuit look sooo fun, don't they? She turned a most timely win in to a snooze fest. Not fun. Kinda dig the shoes though.

Kiernan Shipka was completely stylish and appropriate for her age. She's a sweetie. She was recently a guest judge on Project Runway and I was so impressed with her kind and thoughtful comments. 

She could have helped her TV mom, January Jones. I was not a fan of the Jolly Green Jumpsuit, and I love a green jumpsuit! 
The exaggerated sweetheart neckline, the too-high bust point...

...just not that great, but much better than this:

And while we're on pants, this burgundy elf suit is just no.

Christina should have rocked the green jumpsuit, she might have pulled it off. This shaped beaded number might be a bit mature for her. But, she can wear it again in 40 years so it was probably a good investment.

That 70's show called the 80's and Joan Collins wants her wardrobe back.

Heidi. WHY??? And What?T. F.
I mean, Come on.

This was my favorite overall look of the night. Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy throwin' back the years. You know they are having some Freaky-deeky sex. 

That's about all I got. 
What were your favorites or not so favorites this year? 

Xoxo,

Laine