Holy Mother of Globes!
What was the most popular color of the 2017 Golden Globes?
Boob. The color of Boob.
Remember when JLo caused a stir with her deep plunging chiffon number? Well, that was child's play compared to last night's Red Carpet looks.
A surprising number of starlets got the memo and followed along...even sweet little Mandy Moore!
Let's take a look at some of the best.
Even though I wanted to grab Kristen's bodice by both sides and pull them together, I loved this dress so much, and she looked adorable.
Ditto for Jessica.
In a sea of black and shiny neutrals, this stood out. I just kept feeling nervous that those shoulder straps were going to slip off while she was presenting.
It's hard not to love Emma Stone, and she managed to make a jewel-encrusted, plunge necked, backless gown look demure.
And Keri Russell! She rocked this dress, and it was a LOT of dress.
Michelle Williams was my favorite look of the night. The hair, makeup, the little black choker...she was the perfect whisper in the room.
Reese has rarely looked better. She shined in canary yellow.
Tom Ford. A man of a million talents...why wouldn't a fashion designer be nominated for a Best Director Golden Globe?
Loved the clean, strong lines on Amy.
One of the most daring looks due to the lack of skin, shine, and embelishment.
How perfectly cool was Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things?
I don't think I like this dress at all, but I loved The Crown so much, and after binge watching and staring at Claire's face for hours on end, I can't help but be mesmerized. To be fair, it appear better on film as she was walking to accept her award.
Same story for Tracee...I was really happy for her because I love her in Blackish (although not appreciating all the in-show adver-shilling for Microsoft and Buick. Like we're stupid.) Do we love the dress? I think almost....maybe if it was floor length? Or is it the horizontal corset-ry across the lady parts that throws it off? Because if I look at the hips up, I am in love.
The length might be what throws off Kerry Washington's dress for me, too. Close up on camera this was an amazing work of art. This photo does not do it justice.
I gotta say, I would have rather seen wide open boobies than this mess on Felicity. The skirt is really pretty...never been a fan of the trompe l'oeil thing.
This was done right.
That's a whole lotta pink + a whole lotta ruffle on Zoe.
I did not get this at all. I don't know if those are pockets or finger warmers.
I'm sorry to say this is the second time recently that SJP has been among my picks for least favorite looks. It's not terrible, it just isn't fun.
I think this has to be my least favorite dress of the evening...
Except there was this.
Overall, I was surprised to see SO many neutrals, shiny metallics, ivory, and black. I thought there would be a ton of color, but the bursts of color were very sporadic.
Of course the most memorable part of the evening besides the breast parade, was Meryl Streep's Lifetime Achievement acceptance speech.
If you have a favorite (or not so favorite) I would love to hear!